#WHATSHOULDLESCALLME

when i see a new facebook notification

when whitney and lauren start making out

when i’m walking into the bar with my hot friends

when i’m at a bar and i see my ex flirting with a new girl

when i pull hunter valentine in charades

when my friend asks me how she looks before we go out

when i finally find a link that works to stream the real l word

watching women’s soccer

when i continue to ask a girl out after she says no

when my friend tells me she’s just hooking up and not emotionally involved